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Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
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What kind of looter am I? You decide!
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I'm Pretty Darn Interesting!
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You may not be the life of the party, but people generally find you a fun-loving font of interesting stories, jokes, and wit. With just a little more work, you could easily become the most interesting person you know!

My very British name is Ellie Wilkinson.
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I'm Coke!
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Whatta classic. I am cool and original, a great drink. Drink me!

You're a cat!
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Yes, you're a cat who never learns.

entry is as follows:

Today was really good except for the part involving my mom
I got out of bed (well... couch) noonish and watched a cool program on aliens with Brad

I feel a bit strange because we've just moved to Idaho and there's a weird smell in the house.

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

Type something here.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Dayton drivers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Miranda, Wal*Mart customers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

the have mores
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

neo-cons
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Dick Cheney
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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Which Extremity of the World Are You?
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the worst halloween prank ever

well, I was sure fooled. these cats are never gonna be able to be left alone together. after a lengthy staredown between cat and kitten, a weird vibe developed between the two of them. then, Cleo went nuts. she started making these awful noises and going after Sabbath. they got behind the stereo and I went after them to break it up. he began to scream with fear but I got her before she could get to him. she clawed the shit out of me and I fumbled her. I finally got good hold of her and then she got me, right in the face. I screamed. Brad rescued Sabbath and put him in the bedroom while I tried to detach Cleo from my face. The profuse bleeding is under control now and I have finally stopped shaking. Brad called a vet who told us we have to start over. tell that to the bedroom carpet.

dare I ask, What now?