ABANDON EVERY HOPE, ALL YOU WHO ENTER

General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Dayton drivers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Miranda, Wal*Mart customers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

the have mores
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

neo-cons
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Dick Cheney
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell