blast from the past

drunken antics part 539 circa August 2004

East Side Donkey Kong Shoeless Gang
The credo
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1. Against shoes.
2. All about the socks.
3. Against the Man who all about the shoes.
4. We all about White Russians and cheese in a can.
5. Triscuits taste like ghosts.
6. Nike is fucking bad (and we do mean bad, not good at all).
7. Fuck the pantless gang.
8. Shoeless Joe Jackson is our God.
9. We believe that the Snoopy sippy cup is the Holy Grail of all things in Kelli's kitchen.
10. We straight out of Spokane, Topeka and Tacoma.
11. Represent, represent, represent!!!
12. We are illegal in 48 states, except for Washington and Kansas.
13. Topeka as fuck.
14. We is drunk as Topeka as fuck.
15. Green & purple do-rags & feather boas.
16. No crazy guys in our organization.